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This Easter, my friend and I are hoping to spread the word of the true cause of the holiday, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. As some of you are perplexed with this notion, let us explain. Many, many years ago, The Flying Spaghetti Monster came down, and created a hill, a tree, and a midget. This monumental occasion shaped the world, and life as we know it. Now this may be the first time you have heard this story, but it is how it actually happened. You see, when you are great followers of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, like my friend and I are, he comes into your home at night, and touches you with his noodly appendage. When he touches you, you see everything in him, everything he created, and everything he stands for. He is our God, and he should be yours too. So please, this Easter, remember the true reason for the season, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and get touched by his noodly appendage, and maybe one day, you too, will reside in our heaven, which is a beer volcano and a stripper factory. May the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless You!